Vinewood
Vinewood. A wonderful town, it was in California , right beside Hollywood. Therefore, it was similar to it, but the problem was that it only churned out heart-warming movies. Most states loved their movies, said it was better than E.T., which made sam splurborg mad, which made Steven Speilburg mad for trying to copy him. Anyways, all the states loved their movies for awhile, but eventually got tired of them. Particularly Florida. Their movie theaters got a endless flow of films and movie posters from Vinewood. Florida tried to ignore them, but there was too much to ignore. The citizens of Florida had it, so they gathered up a militia lead by two celebrity generals: Orlando Bloom and Flo-rida. The citizens all grabbed glowing Disney World sticks and charged Northwest. The people in Vinewood heard of the attack and tried to form a militia of their own, but they failed. The militia consisted of a small alien, a golden retriever in a wheelchair, a group of weak orphan children, some glutonous guy that donates to any charity he sees, and of course, Steven Speilburg. 13 days later , Florida militia reached Vinewood and obliterated the town in 30 minutes. Just then, right after they destroyed the town, some people from the hit TV show "LOST" came ashore in a raft. The bald guy quickly assumed the militia was the enemy and quickly threw a quick-throw-knife at Orlando. However , Orlando got out a bow and arrow and shot an arrow at the knife, deflecting it. Suddenly, a guy named Jose came out from the militia and animorphed into an Andallite. He charged at the bald guy and severly injured him with his tail blade. The Korean guy jumped out and tried to punch the Andallite. But before he could, police came and arrested him and sent him to rehab. The other men were too scared to fight, so they rafted back to the island. The next day, people of Florida feasted on the alein and the fat guy.
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