Free Essays on Shit

  1. The Word Shit

    SHITSHIT People use the word Shit to express him or herself in a lot ways that have total different meanings. Let me start with giving you the definition of the word shit from the Encarta dictionary. Which is shit is a highly offensive term for human or animal defecating. As I grew up shit was...

  2. World

    I'm going somewhere in life, I've got dreams to reach & things to do. Don't bring your drama into my life because, shit, I got my own. I'm done with letting people bring me down, & I'm not taking any bullshit from anyone. I'm my own person, not no one else's bitch. I'm down for people who are down for...

  3. Dickhead

    thats worth having is on here. also some old stuff i found like jim croce, bread, john denver, shit like that, but good stuff. hannah wanted "only girl in the world" by Rihanna so thats from her, most of the shit i know u dont have. some of it you do or might, but either way listen to that and u can pretend...

  4. The Call of the Whild

    sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl HOMIES: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few...

  5. I Have No Idea

    *Tavin Writes*; So you talking shit watch I'm going to catch you slipping. And what's my consequence? Try to get crazy I dare you but watch I'm going to get you you better watch your back I'm a sneaky mother fucker........ Tavin You have made the worst mistake ever sending that message... This has gone...

  6. Inspirationsal Speech

    you and me both know that they were doing shit, or probably twice as bad when they were kids. I can guarentee that 30 years ago your father was drinking brues with his friends, and your mother was right there with him.I dont know why parents talk so much shit about kids, because in 10 years we will all...

  7. 25- Short Story

    with a bunch of rich wankers somewhere down south. She was never one of them though, she always had streets respect and never stuck her nose in anyones shit. I think that’s what I like about her the most, well, apart from her D cup tits, but we got a good relationship going on. She won’t ask, I won’t tell...

  8. apple in my bedd

    fly out from my window and shit while she flies. her poop can also fly, and her poop fly trhtough my face and my face became green, then i vomit around my bedroom and i tell my dog, "why my apple suddenly trsnform into a worm and again in a lady and flies of my window and shits while she flies. and her...

  9. Why Being to Work on Time Is Important

    fitness for a soldier so he/she can perform there best in the battle field so there team dont have to carry him/her cause there fat fucks and cant carry shit or walk ten yards with out dieing and needing a break. Soldier's that enhance there physical abilities would not only make them feel good but also make...

  10. Black People and Racism

    whip being cracked by slave owners, or because crackers are generally white in color. _Black Friend: Shut the fuck up racist bitch (he then beats the shit out of the white guy, or if he is smaller than the white guy, he tells his friends to beat him up)_ 50cent: quite possibly the world’s most unintelligent...

  11. Why You Have No Friends

    reasons: 1. You think hat you are right in your all so hg and mighty self righteous judgment. 2. Your life ambitions are to pretend to give a shit about the so called “saving the world” along with global warming and all of that fundamentalist reasonless matter, declare war on France, succeed in...

  12. Competitive Eating

    practice my Nathan hot dogs eating. I cover them in honey to practice my chewing. The honey makes it hard to chew so when I get to a comp I pretty much shit on Tsunami. I always wear my luck bib see how it says ‘bring your ‘A’ game’ The ‘A’ represents awesome. I chose this because it represent me as a whole...

  13. 2 Pac Hail Mary

    it break to the flame Set trip, empty out my clip; never stop to aim Some say the game is all corrupt and fucked in this shit Stuck, niggas is lucky if we bust out this shit, plus Mama told me never stop until I bust a nut Fuck the world if they can't adjust, it's just as well, Hail Mary [Hook:...

  14. Essay About Family

    grudge is against me If i'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesnt make sense, B It's all political, if my music is literal and i'm a criminal, How the fuck can i raise a little girl? I couldn't. i wouldn't be fit to You're full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you! [Chorus] ...

  15. Tenakh

    discovered by the ancient Greeks during the 8th Century BC. It was seen as the greatest discovery of its time, Charlie chaplain once commented on it as “holy shit people have you seen the Tenakh recently, its really good” during his film “hello my name is Charlie chaplain” The tenakh is used mainly by a-level...

  16. Cellphone Use Should Be Prohibited While Driving

    Krystal Barrier February 22, 2009 Bull Shit A few months ago I lived alone in a one bedroom apartment. My friend gave me the idea of the bull shit so that I could have some companionship and protection. It was a tiny dog with a cross of toughness and cuteness, just what I needed. Well about...

  17. Kingsly the nigga that got effed by a tranny

    hard lRvde: She said nope lFvded: oh lFvded: shes a thif lFvded: *thief lRvde: z lLyssaRae: tf lLyssaRae: how uk she a theif lLyssaRae: u make shit up lFvded: she a thief Revla: - dies lRvde: o_o lRvdelRvde Whisper: ~lays a band-aid on u~ Revla: hey lRvde lFvded: z Revla: are u single lRvde:...

  18. How to O[Pperate a Tactical Vehicle

    overkill. You have to have eight hours of sleep before operating a tactical vehicle! I really like that rule cause it sometimes gets you half days and shit! Before you think about getting in take off there are thirteen before during and after ops checks you need to look at. They are usually attached...

  19. Files

    and got breakfast and then proceeded to go to the stadium. We were pretty much the only people with colts’ uniforms on. So people just kept talking shit to us and it was funny, because we all just laughed and smiled like it was no big deal to us. Then we headed up to the stadium where we were pretty...

  20. Underground

    A lotta people ask me Where the fuck I've been at the last few years Shit, I don't know But I do know I'm back now, haha Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I'll disappear, you'll wonder how Lookin' for me, I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere...

  21. Belonging

    nest because of poor upbringing. This is also shown in dialogue when Mrs. Bakers says to Doughboy ‘you aint shit. You just like your daddy. You don’t do shit, and you never gonna amount to shit’. The director Singleton effectively juxtaposes this relationship to Furious Styles and Tre’s connection. ...

  22. Int 2 Nab Pass Short Story

    so I turned to face his direction and chucked the bottle down to him. His face looked terribly shocked and all I could hear him chant was “shit, shit, shit, shit”. I saw a flash light shine through my legs and a voice bellow behind me “son pick that up “I turned around horrified to see the police behind...

  23. pe paper

    just typing random ass things. yeah so my cat is an asshole. have a nice life. pierce the veil is bomb as fuck man byeeeee. jk im still here cause this shit is "too short". so im stuck. bleh I hate this dumbass cat of mine. her name is Arabella and she's a 4 month old blondeish/orangeish tabby. shes evil...

  24. Compare and contact

    talkinh to you is cuz i heard you woupd flirt with other niggas a lot and when i asked you if you would lemme cuff you said "mhm" everytime😒 and tht shit hurt cuz i wanted you to be my girl but ig its w.e now😔😔When you became babe I stopped talking to people 😂 . even my close friends ( boys ) 😂😂😂😂...

  25. Theme in Glengarry Glen Ross

    “You stupid fucking cunt. You Williamson . . . I’m talking to you, shit-head. You just cost me six thousand dollars. Six thousand dollars. And one Cadillac. That’s right. What are you going to do about it, asshole. You fucking shit” (95-96). At this point, Ross lowers his standards of professional conduct...

  26. Tom brennan

    unwillingness to accept his reality in Coghill is exemplified in the grotesque, descriptive language such as "Charred slab of cow's shit" and "brown walls, the grubby-shit-coloured walls." Burke communicates that a negative attitude...

  27. Get Doe

    flow I'm tryna get enough for me to wipe my ass hole that's what I told my last hoe she was in my stash though so I had to leave her in the past bro shit I can't trust these bitches saying they love you but they want you for your riches im a lion in the jungle I hear all these snakes hissing but I subtract...

  28. Narrative

    the way I did things. I guess one could say I was a little spoiled brat. I liked my hair in a high pony tail, slicked back, no bumps or creases, and a shit load of gel. I enjoyed spending time with family; my parents were always very social and funny. My dad, John was a spaz and my mother, Kathy was a social...

  29. Whatever

    know the perfect shit to say Fucks up my whole day I thought that all these feelings went away I hate getting, messages from you, from you Especially when you say you should've stayed Fucks up my whole day I thought that all these feelings went away Ohhh Ooh, I hate the shit you do I hate the...

  30. gear accountability

    during the movement. He wasn’t in the rear either, he was in the middle of the formation. I’ll admit–like any Marine–I have lost my fair share of random shit, but never anything like this. It’s magic. Pure sorcery. I once had a boot I was temporarily in charge of permanently injure his knee while...

  31. Timecapsule

    a beautiful name! Wow, what beautiful eyes! They remind me of leaves in the park across the street, I watch on summer days, high on acid. Holy shit, I write poems for you, as well! I know you’re the one! I knew that this morning, while shaving. I asked myself Why the fuck do you shave, you...

  32. ted monologue

    Mergenty reporting and we have the president of the Collingwood football team Ted ___ and here is latest press conference. TED This club is going to shit! And every fucking person is blaming me because I’m the president. It’s not my fault if the game is progressing to where you need to buy players these...

  33. Koris a hoe

    becareful lFvded: no lFvded: its a essay were u read a story and write a prequal lFvded: its not like a project essay lLyssaRae: .lol tj talkin shit about you lFvded: about wat? o.o lLyssaRae: he said you a fuckin mess lLyssaRae: with ur bif ass face every damn day lLyssaRae: big* lFvded: lol...

  34. Lara-Rose

    everywhere, whilst driving through a long empty country road, with my soul mate. Something Lara-rose often dreamt about. Through her shit days, good days and more shit days. It was a miserable rainy day, which gave Lara-rose more the reason not to go to school. Lara-rose hated school for many reasons...

  35. Poetry

    crafty you are with that pussy manglier Softly caressing the small of my back While hitting it from the back Makes me realize You too like freaky shit like that…so do I baby I realize that I have a challenge…well maybe I am ready for that test… I think As you lick the hardened nipples on my breast...

  36. Random

    You: BITCH Stranger: OH YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING Stranger: JERK You: NO SMELLY ASIANS ARE Stranger: U ARE MUST OUT OF YOUR MIND You: YOU CAN TYPE FOR SHIT Stranger: 妈逼的 Stranger: 我靠死你你妈逼的 You: GET THAT GIBBERISH AWAY FROM ME!! Stranger: 懂个毛 You: ITS NOTHING BUT LINES OF LIES Stranger: 没文化真可怕 You:...

  37. Big Dick

    obedient, dark chocolate, fine as hell, taste like honey, sweet scent traveled miles away, down ass female who act like she hadn’t ever done or seen shit. She was perfect as the Mona Lisa. I never had to ask her to be quiet, or to let me handle the business. She stood behind me and accepted the outcomes...

  38. The Rise of Colonel Matumbe

    your emotions towards your superiors? Miller pulls at the joint until it is lit again. The Agent exits the room. PRIVATE MILLER *COUGH* *COUGH* Fucking shit. (beat) Well, now that I think of it, it’s strange that they are called my ‘superiors’. Does that make me their ‘inferior’? I mean, that’s pretty fucked...

  39. Hiphop

    adolescence hit, around age 12-15 they got a little blemish in their Cinderella panties known as a: PERIOD!!! Medical term: Menstrual Cycle -Then thats when shit hit the Fan!!!. It is said that once a girl see a guy or even noticed him wether at the Club Library, or even Church; They already know if they want...

  40. Ar 670-1

    about who someone is. Under the same circumstances, being able to take care of yourself can also show who you are. If you look like shit, people will assume you act like shit. Moral of the story, AR 670-1 is implemented for a specific reason, to make sure every Soldier’s personal appearance is up to the...

  41. Customs

    its always worked times were different than its not like today people respected the elders because they knew they have been to combat and through some shit. But to keep the standards always the same and keep the marine corps alive we need to keep these traditions alive i will always have respect for my...

  42. The Pathophysiological Effect of IV stimulants (Methiopropamine) and its analogues

    liked its subtle ability to make me get shit done without making me a jittery sped out crazed freak meaning i could take a little bump in the toilet at work to help get me through a slightly come-downy shift or a line before hitting the library and getting a shit load of studying done albeit in a slightly...

  43. Catcher in the Inferno

    but I’m pretty sure that creep Virgil moved me. In this place it still rains, but this time, the rain is filled with shit. The poor fuckers in this circle have just lie there as the shit-filled rain falls on them and there’s nothing they can do about it. Virgil and I were walking through the third circle...

  44. Untitled

    • The pain i feel the pain i felt tonite is the nite that that pain is at rest. Duckin and dodgin no more will i do. Shit wat would u do if u had on my shoe. Givin a nigga a year of yo life. Most of those nights filled wit fights. Jealousy envy obsessive tendencies didnt realize that the devil was near...

  45. The Importance of Taking Notes

    notes while in contact. I mean that if you had not properly taken notes then you would notknow how to properly clear a misfire when your broke piece of shit m-16 breaks, and you could possibly kill one of your ‘brothers’. That would be probably the most extremely baddest things ever, next to not taking notes...

  46. Biology

    emoticon pacman emoticon dem thinngs dis gt 2much a big fucking words dat jus fuck up d question contradiction pacman emoticon wtf da gon mean in d shit up question colonthree emoticon pacman emoticon steww u mad It occurs when the propositions, taken together, yield two conclusions which form the...

  47. Astray

    fire kept the boys warm. “Good thing I brought this first aid kit with me.” “Yeah.” “Thanks for cleaning me up even though the alcohol burns like shit.” “Suck it up.” The boys laughed and giggled like little school girls, reminiscing about the days and time spent in high school. “Remember when...

  48. Ashir

    slam shut, I just cant do it, My whole man-hoods, just been stripped, Ive just been picked so I must then get on the bus then split, Man fuck this shit, yo Im going the fuck home, World on my shoulders as I run back to this aint my room... Chorus Im a man, Im a make a new plan, Time for me to...

  49. Dfghj

    DICKS * Cabbie:come away with me, in the night * Sherlock:ok * ~DRIVING~ * Cabbie:CLEVER SHIT * Sherlock:BORING * Cabbie:pick a pill any pill * Sherlock:CLEVERER SHIT * Cabbie:pick a pill anyway * Sherlock:sounds like fun * Cabbie:SUCKER - * John:I SAVE YOU ...

  50. Prejudice Based on Characteristics

    discriminated against by some of my family members, was because they thought I dressed and acted like a boy. I used to wear baggie jeans, big t- shits, boxers, and hats. My family was concerned that I was a lesbian. Being rejected by so many family members was hard for me. I just did not pay attention...

  51. My Thoughts

    flirting thing and courting a female (do people still call it courting, lol), or as I like to call it "The Fucking Cat and Mouse Game"; the shit I've been thru and the shit I've seen. There's plenty of girls that I find interesting and I don't want to be the person I use to be, flirting and leading them on...

  52. Brian Diss

    im amazing I rap even better when im blazing see me coming like a linebacker you just a cracker livin in pville so just chill you talk shit now you gonna get shit hope your ready grab on to your teddy Im liek freddy burned in a fire rexurrected never aint i gonna die u think thats a lie then just...

  53. Nco's Suck

    teach you a lot about your job. If you don’t respect them though why would they want to take extra time out to help you out. No one in the army likes a shit bag or someone who doesn’t do their job or get what they need to get done. No one wants to deal with the person that’s always doing the wrong thing...

  54. Whapter 28

    world but no one gives a shit about women because women are objects of their pleasure. * Hey! Are you a working class woman? With a job with crap low pay as it is, but even lower because you have a vagina?????? And you have a family to take care of when you get home???? TOUGH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. YOU’RE...

  55. That Night

    Donuts; it doesn’t matter, an obsession is prominent is every teenaged kid. I’m not going to sit here and tell whoever is reading this that writing this shit is my protocol; it’s merely a step out and probably a step forward from the “normal” teenager, who don’t want to take the time to care about “why”....

  56. Psychological Analysis of P. T. Anderson’s Film Magnolia

    love and loss, with anger and contempt for all women. FRANK T.J. MACKEY: [Frank is speaking to followers at his seminar] Men are shit. What? Men... are... SHIT. What isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, terrible things, things that no woman would...

  57. Higgins

    employed and we were all too drunk to know whether it was sort of accurate but it seemed to all of us that it was. Either that or we just didn’t give a shit. Either way, it seems appropriate for our group. It goes like this: Teams record their gross scores (No, Ian, you still can’t keep score and whichever...

  58. Conflict

    Seriously, how selfish can you be? (group laughter) DANIEL (laughing) I hate you guys. TOMMY So when do you start like chemo and all that shit? (phone ringing) DANIEL I start chemo two weeks from Friday. I don’t know if they are gonna be putting me through radiation or not yet. BOBBY ...

  59. Marylin Monroe

    it haunting. I don’t know why im saying this, its so stupid im talking to myself, im really a freak(laugh). I feel like nobody has gone through this shit!! How do I EXPLAIN THIS…, how do I explain being Raped at the age of 9. WHYY would they want too??(looking confused). When I was 9 I was the ugliest...

  60. Othello

    mind I have never seen or read this play before, so I don’t know what’s going to happen. I think that Lago is either in love with Othello or just a shit starter, or maybe both. I can’t believe someone would do something like that. I really do think Othello is going to kill both Cassio and Desdemona...